Pixellate your passport photo with a Dixie melody.

Wait a minute. Toto too?! You're kidding!!

There aint no hell left to break loose what aint already broke loose. The devil's plumb out of stock.

"I'm afraid it was a hung jury," announced Grapfwiap, "and well hung at that."

Rolloff had discovered that to break down in tears was tantamount to an orgasm of angst, and often sought out its soothing release.

The summer Cumberly Summer married Merrill Lee, some Summer-Lee comers come early, some merrily, some merely summarily.

"Yakuza?!" cried Steinpilz, snugging the towel around his waist. "I was looking for the jacuzzi!"

Yuzitor Luzit is here to see you, Effendi. Remember him?

Breaking - NASA drinkmasters perfect refreshing new cosmic cocktail dubbed "The Chiron", made from rock, water ice and complex organic compounds. "It'll throw you for a loop!" enthuses lead mixologist Chad "The Lad" Cornucopia, in an interview at JPL headquarters in Altadena, CA.

Reichsstrudel was a hulk of a man, who adored Mexican food. They used to call him the Tortilla Gorilla.

Glorntschpfüfle.

When the clod pastor finished with the podcaster he needed a cod plaster. - Warfles of Stun, Egon Krezi, 2003

They don't give a toss About any lousy talking hoss It's not what they call Mr. Ed - Sultana's Fling

"Masta hasta casta rasta pasta fasta?" Shasta asta. "Basta! Disasta!" - Uncommon Ramen, Wei Tugo, 1926.

To bathe ... to steep. To steep ... perchance to clean? Aïe, there's the rubber ducky! - Omelet's Somniloquy, Billy Wagstaff

Mayonnaise release the glory of the cumin and the lard. - Fatten Hymn of the Republic

Eleven years ago today: The hominid erred naked and barefoot down the endless, winding gorge, captivated by its stark beauty. It was meander thrall!

Contemplating a Ninja Turtle full body tattoo. Details to follow.

DidYouKnow - During a bout of depression, Tonto suffered from delusions that he was the Lone Ranger and had to undergo kemo-therapy?

Have just completed a 1:10000 scale model of a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro. Was going to include a photo but now I can't find it anymore.