little girl just looked at me and said in a gravely voice “it’s a peeing water balloon” and squeezed water from it to show me

you should have to eat the golf ball after every hole

up early to throw my pet crow perfect dimes

damn only 2 more Bulls loses to watch this year

I'm glad Tracy Morgan gets to see the world famous Los Bulls

Tom Thibodeau just referred to Instagram as 'Fakeagram, or Instagram, whatever you call it.'

there’s a pack of dragon flies circling the yard probably trying to get a better look at this thing

the only air and water show I care about is big ass dragon flies

a man so nice, we lost him twice

if you don’t get the appeal of drinking 10 beers and seeing this we can’t help you

let’s goooo #FreelanceTrust

Mustafa Ali wrestled at the NJPW Windy City Riot show with 'Gaza' written on his wrist tape.

Love that.

let's hear Iran out

seems like a wild take on the iran/israel conflict

I would NEVER cheat on my chef

I hate seeing a show has high ratings on the archive but it's just because it's a Red Rocks or NYE show 😡

first flower for these yolk on yolk daffodils

parallel parking is one of the great problems this nation faces