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Brook's Beans

@brooksbreaks1

real friend of @neilburkhardt | 'the least serious person on twitter' per @RyansCardssLLC | co-owner of #1 fake acquisitions LLC w/ @CardsEnzo | food curmudgeon

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Imagine if House Republicans put like 3% of the energy they put into freaking out about transgender folks into protecting women and girls from things like statutory rape and predatory coaches/sports medicine personnel. Bunch of power-hungry, attention-seeking jamokes...

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Hey #hobbyfam, are there any financial advisors on hobby twitter who could help me move money from an IRA to a 401k? Thanks!

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José Tena was one of the guys I got into when I was heavily into 1st Bowman stuff. I don't think I have any of his Bowman cards left, but it's been fun scooping up deals on his '24 Chrome RCs Here's the family photo so far 😀 (PS - I'm buying #'d /50 or less at the right price)

José Tena was one of the guys I got into when I was heavily into 1st Bowman stuff. I don't think I have any of his Bowman cards left, but it's been fun scooping up deals on his '24 Chrome RCs

Here's the family photo so far 😀

(PS - I'm buying #'d /50 or less at the right price)
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My kids just asked me to turn up the radio for Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24 so it's officially Christmas Season! Time to go to the store to get ingredients for duck á l'orange! Cc: Brandon McCarthy

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TFW when you make an offer on an eBay BIN and it gets rejected and the seller later puts the card up for auction and you try to bid but realize you got blocked and the card ends up selling for half of what you had originally offered and what your top bid would have been

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Taylor vs. Beyoncé makes me laugh. It's like comparing Springsteen to MJ. Why not just enjoy both? (Also the fact that Taylor can put on a hell of a show when her best "dance" move is essentially walking is pretty impressive.)

Taylor vs. Beyoncé makes me laugh. It's like comparing Springsteen to MJ.

Why not just enjoy both?

(Also the fact that Taylor can put on a hell of a show when her best "dance" move is essentially walking is pretty impressive.)
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I dunno the guys next to seas 2 and 4, but it would be fun to mess with Aaron Rodgers to see how long it takes him to turn into a Karen and force the plane to make an emergency landing, so I'll take one of those.

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He hit .333/.438/.741 in helping his team win a World Series when he was the same as a college junior. Raked in the playoffs last year while the rest of his team shit the bed. Avg. .959 OPS, 38 homers, 109 RBI, more BB's than K's over the past two seasons. 26 years old.

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#thehobby still doing this with Bowman is pure insanity. Sell. Immediately. Especially if it pays for the $500 box. If you're questioning that, you have absolutely no idea how incredibly lucky you were to pull it.

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Anyone want to sell me a cool 2024 Jose Tena parallel or five? Looking to buy a few #ISO Not interested in base. Preferably /50 or less. Topps Chrome/Cosmic/Sapphire/Gilded, Allen & Ginter only 🙂

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Yankee fans calling Soto a sellout, or disloyal, or burning his jerseys & such are hilarious. Dude was 11 when the Yanks won their one ring that he would remember. There is no Yankee mystique for his generation. To him, they're just a rich, bland team that can't win the big one.