Flight Attendant: In an effort to keep social distance we ask that you stay seated when we land. Half the plane: **stands up like a bunch of morons half bent over underneath the overhead storage** I hate everyone.

When r the aliens showing up

Its not that i want to vote for Joe Biden its just that i dont want to... die? Does that make sense?

Black newborn babies in the US are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study finds. cnn.it/347NlE1

actually can't believe we used to have to be fully clothed and work where other people could see us for eight hours a day

I need a break.

Other countries watching this debate

Come onnnnnn, Nevada.

Mikey Lion Pshhh

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

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This is happening with the support of the United States. I don’t care how any spokesperson tries to spin this. The US vetoed the UN call for ceasefire. If the Biden admin can’t stand up to an ally, who can it stand up to? How can they credibly claim to stand for human rights?

I didn’t even know I needed Blues Clues closure until now.

An anthem, inspired by the DMs of men on dating apps around the world...

Me: I’m gonna have a positive attitude at work today Me by noon:

The girl Leonardo DiCaprio will dump when he’s 72 was born today

So ready for Modesto Music Week

The Glacier Bay Lodge is empty and still, but the sky above is anything but ~ stunning aurora borealis filled our skies on Sunday night #auroraborealis #northernlights #timelapsetuesday

I am literally built to pine to obsess to be infatuated