Hi, I'am new here.......

Kristen Stewart Does Coachella Without R. Pattz http://bit.ly/8ZKbpC

twitter rules....HA-HA..this is cool..better than face

I hate stupid poetry on college

everything on my life goes nice and easy

Thanks for painting the cell towers green so they look like trees, California, but can you paint the homeless like pavement next?

I LOST MY JOB!!! OH! Nope! There it is! It was hiding under the 17 twitter windows I had open on my screen.

What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?

Party,Party,Party

FINAL RESTING..

One lovely day

No other country could ever create an iPad or a DoubleDown sandwich. America did both in the same month. Take that, humanity.

My friend's kid calls Sleeping Beauty, "Sweepin' Booty". Porn title writers start very young.

In the lonely days before Twitter, humans would draw crude pictures of what they had for lunch on the walls of their caves.

Our arguments don't last long. Sooner or later, one of us always realizes he is wrong.

Irony is reading a conversation on Facebook about how Twitter is a waste of time.

Maybe it's the paint fumes talking, but I love all of you right now. Come on over and help me disassemble then reassemble a piano.

Realized I haven't received a forward urban legend email in days.