2,000 HRs at Minute Maid Park equals more giveaways! RT to win this exclusive #Astros prize pack! #ForTheH

Clinched a playoff spot! RT to win this exclusive #Astros prize pack! #ForTheH

As luck would have it, I've actually read a little bit about the ancient Colossus, so according to the White House press secretary, it turns out I am, in fact, a Rhodes scholar. Guess I'd better start updating the old resume.

Ok, I'm waaay behind and just now catching up on the FDRF podcast, but Zach Braff, when y'all were talking about interviewing dudes for your imaginary porn studio in 401 and you complimented a hypothetical guy on his abs and not his 'dynamite areolas', I died a little inside.

Our first giveaway is a signed Carlos Correa baseball - RT now for a chance to win! Then head over to #Astros Facebook where Carlos is joined by teammate Lance McCullers Jr. for our first Clubhouse Chat. #ForTheH

You just heard from him in our first Virtual Fan Fest Clubhouse Chat over on Facebook... now RT to win a Lance McCullers Jr. signed baseball! #ForTheH

RT now for a chance to win an Alex Bregman autographed baseball. Alex and Kyle Tucker are on deck for the next Virtual Fan Fest "Clubhouse Chat" - coming up at 1pm on the #Astros Facebook page. #ForTheH

Who's missed Piña power? 🍍 RT now for a chance to win an Yulieski Gurriel autographed baseball. #ForTheH

Next up in our day of giveaways is a signed baseball from Craig Biggio. RT now for a chance to win! #ForTheH

RT now for a chance to win a signed baseball from Michael Brantley! If you missed his Virtual Fan Fest one-on-one "Clubhouse Chat" with Todd Kalas and Robert Ford head on over to #Astros Facebook for the replay! #ForTheH

Our second to last giveaway of the day is an Jose Altuve autographed baseball. RT now for a chance to win! #ForTheH

Our Virtual Fan Fest grand finale giveaway, a Jose Altuve signed jersey. RT now for a chance to win! #ForTheH

I can't be the only one who had never seen Wyatt Russell clean-shaven and short-haired and thought for a second that Bo Burnham was the new Captain America, right? #TheFalconAndWinterSoldier

It's nice to see The Late Show back in front of a crowd, but it was definitely a smart move not to make us quit Evie cold turkey this week or there almost certainly would have been rioting in the streets.

Hey Big 12 Conference, tell your officials in Stillwater that pass interference can, in fact, be called on the offensive player. This is ridiculous.

We're giving away an exclusive Gold Box! Retweet to win.

In honor of #OpeningDay tomorrow, we’re giving away #ToppsSeriesOne cards BY THE BOX. RT for a chance to win.

Nothing against the team itself, but given how #DallasStars fans continually disrespect the national anthem, it's fitting they get absolutely hammered out of the playoffs on Memorial Day.

*Me going back in time to warn the Native Americans*

The battle for The Silver Boot is back! RT for a chance to win an MVP experience on Saturday 7/13 during this season's Silver Boot Series, thanks to the @Texaslottery! #LUCKHAPPENS