I switched from cigarettes to vaping to zyns to vaping to cigarettes to vaping and each time I left the previous one I was proud I moved to the next one

Been an undeservedly level of blessed past 3 weeks

How do people do that thing where they run up to ledge and teeter and then fall to ledge

Trying to read Ulysses

Are 1st world revolutions dead

I just gave a man a fish, but I’ll never tell him how I got it

“Time blindness” “No inner monologue” “Aphantasia” Get a job

If ur ever getting camped by a samus just imagine die with a smile by Bruno mars is playing in *their* head while they wavedash back to ledge -> ledgedash -> walk 2 steps forward -> wavedash back to ledge 600 times

Marth corner camping with walling aerials

U have to ATTEMPT to listen to your elder relatives stories Like actually attempt, clear your head from your judgmental mountain of coolness They may be senile but give it a shot

This is my sheik song if I ever have to play sheik because my brain told me I had to Sheik players tap in for a 10% speed improvement

Nice bowser combo it appears you have capitalized on your opponent picking up the game 7 minutes ago

Ppl always have to have a super extreme opinion online like m2k for example seeing ppl slobbering all over the place worshipping him or calling him a terrible human being, if ur only impression of the melee scene was twitter you’d think nobody had one single neutral opinion

Is this only possible on fuck shit DI

U are not going to hell To go to hell you have to be a bad person To be a bad person u have to do bad things To do bad things u need to do things U don’t do anything all day every day U are not going to hell

Watching the gangstalicious boondocks episode with my eyes watering

I wonder what percentage of time we spend with our head above 90 degrees to the as opposed to 90 degrees or below (looking straight or down)

Pat's House 5 is cancelled for this year and will be postponed to next year. A statement:

About a year ago I said this dumb shit

Popping off like this in a game like rivals/melee/ultimate is so funny