Just watched my mother in law (native to Southern California and lover of avocados) take a spoon to slowly butcher the whole avocado to get the seed out. Not push out the back method (thanks Timtok!) no knife into the seed (dangerous), spoon. Wild

Looking forward to fitness Instagram showing me workouts to lose weight all of January Instead of “want to lose your beer belly? Stop drinking beer” Or “want to lose weight? Don’t eat or drink so much”

Raining on the last two days of my gulf-coast-warm vacation and now im drinking with some NPCs

Me: ugh, of course my kids get sick towards the end of January. Business as usual _continues to drink their smoothies and eat leftover snacks_ Me in 2 weeks: JUST MY LUCK. WHO COUKD HAVE FORESEEN????

Feb 2nd, we think the infection has spread to my wife. My oldest kid has a cough but is fighting it I’m the only one who remains.

Super proud of the launch of Plural.sh 2.0 and the whole Plural team that made this happen. You can see what we have been working on for the past few months on producthunt.com today give us some feedback and show us some love.

My kids insist on candy eyeball sprinkles in their oatmeal to make it spooky. They’re on to something here. Not gunna lie

Finding out I have a fever by showing my toddler what numbers the thermometer is suppose to show is a turn I didn’t expect these last two weeks to take 🙃

“Never know with Minnesota weather” we say As we push off for boating before 9am with sweatshirts and blankets

A spaceship has now appeared over New York City. Its shadow has sent Manhattan into an eerie veil of dusk, from the Harlem River all the way to Staten Island, in the middle of what had been a sunny afternoon. Countless fender benders have ground typical borough traffic to a halt.

A riveting photo from White House photographer @PeteSouza as President Whitmore addresses the troops moments ago.

AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!

Are dirty Martinis the rich persons whiskey pickle back?

This is why they don’t want you discussing your wages

Shoutout to KLM AMS->LIN for ensuring the plane waited while 9 of us went through security and got on a bus to make our connection!

Thankful for my parental leave. Not only am I able to focus more energy on my kids, but my family overall. Removing small burdens that add up for one primary parent (often women) that they have to carry is very rewarding to me. Dishes, meal planning, activity planning, laundry..

we are so back

My wife and I saw Billy Joel at Wembley in 2019. It was a Saturday. 9 o’clock was fast approaching. Surely he would deliver He didn’t. He skipped right past 9pm and didn’t play piano man. We still think of this every time we hear any song.

well i start looking at things in terms of VStacks and HStacks now, so thats a thing

Rocket? Stacking. Crew training? Underway. Mission patch? Ready to go. ✅ The Artemis II mission will embark on its journey around the Moon early 2026 — and now we’ve got the mission patch to mark the occasion.