Just touched down in gag city

The only time a fedora is cool is if it’s 1925, you’re in a pin stripe jacket, also in the mafia and also from New York and your name is Al Capone

I dropped my phone in the toilet at vertigo last night. This might actually be the last tweet I ever twat

Forest was good yeah thx for asking ⁦zack the dino whore⁩

SEEYA

They gays tried to kill me again

Biblically accurate furby

Girl

(extremely sheepishly) would anybody be interested in having like … a SMILE :D autumn or something … idk just an idea probably stupid …

365 party girl

Charli: you wanna guess the color of my underwear 🫢😏 Billie:

Yoooooooooo 7/11 in Thailand has forever changed me

Shut that shit down in Chiang Mai

Bye

What I thought Thailand was going to be like vs reality

I’m not on twitter these days because I’ve been reeeeeeally busy making these fckin things

Hey its Nikki Blonsky from the movie hairspray

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s