big seed oil lover. bigggg seed oil truther . so you’re telling me this silken gold…this delightful cooking potion…this…this liquid nectar from the gods, came from a seed? oh im all over that like, yesterday

i think about whataburger fries and their spicy ketchup every day of my young life

i’m just on my denying cookies grind. im denying cookies you’ve never even heard of

me and my emotional support movie

i don’t know that narcicuss should have gotten a flower AND a disease named after him, you know? seems a little much, don’t you think

you look for beauty, there it is

the gulf was closed because of riptides so i scrounged around for treasures like a beach rat

it smiles

someone said brjork sometimes you’re not on your phone and just staring and i wonder what your thoughts are about. am…am i aura farming?

man asked for my number and then tripped over the 45 plate i left on the ground

using wired headphones at the gym because i lost my wireless ones and i think i may be better than other people

aș a dedicated researcher i can confirm that american apparel made the perfect denim shorts for petite women and there will never be another pair like it

boyfriend: me (breathing too heavily in his face): in vinland saga when askeladd asked for a bowl of onion soup for the soldier it is a callback to viking medicine where if you could smell the soup it meant that the soldier’s bowels had been punctured and he would be euthanized

propaganda i will not be falling for: the treadmill

this was me in my 07 crv. i am ready to die, are you?

a pat of butter is such a tender way to describe it