watching someone scare the hoes in real time is absolutely horrible to watch

it’s because you’re always on that damn cigarette

you can tell how much internal shame someone has by how judgemental they are

Step aside and let a real young hoe show you how to cook on high

Bands a Make Her Dance >>> Bohemian Rhapsody

Picking a fight with my boyfriend for not writing a 10000 word essay to hard launch me

No flavor, no nothing… just sucking on that shіt for the love of the game

mexicans be like: vas a ver

actually my k*nks boil down to “i want someone to desire me so strongly and urgently that they just can’t control themself around me”

self-care phrases to boost your confidence 1. this shit ain’t nothin to me man 2. i’ll fucking kill you

I need a freak and $20 on pump 3

I be acting like my life is so hard when anything tough I deal with is usually self inflicted. Working on thaaaaaaat

These old rich regulars starting to get a lil flirty w me…next one to flirt ima be like fly me out then. See what happens then lmao

oh you’re a teacher? teach me how to dougie right now then

can't wait until my son enters those middle school science fairs fuck yall volcanoes ngga we cooking CRACK 😂😂

Know good looked so fun last night 😭😭😭

I keep having dreams of people I have t seen in years

God I love when I work with a sufficient bartender. Being in the weeds becomes fun, not stressful