Me: *drinks at least 12 cups of water and 4 cups of tea a day* My mom: “I think I had a cup of water three days ago?”

Waiter: “can I get you anything stronger than a water?” Me: “I’ll take a hot water!”

WHY the fuck were we all scared of a rumor that the World was gonna end in 2012 but do not care at all when it is confirmed to end in 30 years??

PSA: YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLICK REPLY ALL TO SAY “CONFIRMED”

Theater kids, ur Aunti Lesli wants u 2 know that if u complain about spending long hours standing (sitting) around during rehearsal before u have to acty/singy/dancy for ur job while other peeps in the world have unbelievably horrific and difficult jobs I will end u kissy kissy

MY FRIEND IS A SUPERSTAR SO SO PROUD 😭😍😭😍

Fab Fit Fun boxes are just the adult version of Ardene’s surprise bags.

Two things I know to be consistently true in life: 1- the food will come at a restaurant when you go to the bathroom 2- your period will come right after you’ve bought a pregnancy test

Today’s my first day off since August and I’ve reached 4:30 and am now just doing lunges around the house with a coffee cup in my hand cause I don’t know what else to do with myself.

A church catches fire and the entire world stops, news is everywhere and billions are raised overnight. But when our planet catches fire, there's crickets. This fire in Australia has killed HALF A BILLION ANIMALS. Half a billion. This needs to be trending everywhere!!

Brittany Clough joins Global News Morning Calgary to discuss her role as “Sophie” in Mamma Mia! a musical production by Stage West.

So everything is cancelled except my period and my bills?

If you don’t sob your entire way through Lilo and Stitch, you’re wrong.

Y’all can understand a white kid shooting up a school cuz he was bullied after 4 months of school but don’t understand why an oppressed group is compelled to burn shit down after 400yrs

DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA! DO NOT TRUST THE MEDIA #BlackLivesMatter x.com/_llebrun/statu…

In the past two months, cops in Canada have killed at least FIVE Indigenous people Eishia Hudson Jason Collins Stewart Kevin Andrews Everett Patrick Chantal Moore Rest in peace and power. #justiceforchantelmoore #DefundThePolice #cdnpoli