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78 days 6.5 hours until we say I do. But who’s counting? @ Dayton, Ohio instagram.com/p/Bl6vtzlD885/…

So tired I just stopped at a watch for children sign in the middle of a road

I’ve had my cat for almost two years and I just found out she is actually a boy. I can’t make this shit up..I feel like a bad mom. #catmomfail

You know it’s raining hard when people in Trotwood drive the speed limit

I’ve probably apologized to my cat 15 times today. 🤦🏽‍♀️ #hedeservesbetter

Beach feels with me babe 💍🌴 @ Surf's Up Cafe instagram.com/p/BpLbP39Apus/…

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Happy Easter!

Just thought about ordering chipotle for lunch then saw an online ordering ad for chipotle not 5 seconds later... damn the internet is good

#MyPsychologistAdvised that breadsticks, while delicious, are not reliable self medication...Yet I'm over here thriving.

Almost sat down during my leg workout. 🤦🏽‍♀️

It’s a Flume type of morning 🧝🏽‍♀️🧞‍♀️🦄

Happy #TaxDay! How many breadsticks can you claim for last year?

So excited for the happy couple@jlane8302 2_old_2_b_me @ Historic… instagram.com/p/BisagNUDyln/…

By age 35, you should have eaten at least 2x your weight in guac.

I think I could write a book on people’s stupidity

This weather is the bees knees