“I’m bringing my girlfriend.” THE STEGOSAURUS?! Soft launch really ate. Wow.

Half sleeve booked and I’m NOT cancelling my appointment.

Stayed at work long enough to make sure my attorney is set for trial on Monday. Not very “Fuck that job.” of me.

I get nervous every time we try out a new skating rink. Lmfaooo.

Black people, please lay “Love” by Keyshia Cole to rest. Y’all play it at brunch, skating rinks, clubs, lounges, parties, bars, etc. I am tired.

Hold on girl. Let me and my lady leave before you get started.

Liv calling me stubborn in 373893 different ways.

I don’t fw nobody that’s loud about not celebrating pride. Idgaf.

Beyoncé’s concert started at 8:15. 🥰

Beyoncé did the II HANDS TO HEAVEN DANCE 😭

Older black women CANNOT help but to comment on other black women’s bodies. You either got too much meat on your bones or not enough.

Tbh, whatever price I pay for Beyoncé just gone have to be the price I pay.

The slow walk up! Ugh. Now I need a Smoke and Annie story.

Man look, if you telling an interesting story. Make sure your phone on DND. Getting a call while you’re on live is so UNPROFESSIONAL.

“Why do all Tauruses act like that?” God forbid we be strong in who we are. Y’all just call it stubbornness though.

You ain’t insecure. You’re just intuitive. Don’t let nobody play you like you crazy.

Swearing you don’t get down like that but you cool with folks who do. That’s enough for me.

Hell, that’s one way to keep em close.