I'm in the Cotswolds today. Thought it was my duty to inform some locals earlier that London is a shithole not worth visiting. They already knew.

If women say they feel unsafe isn't that a cause for concern? Or are men so desensitised to women these days they just brush over it?

London zoo in 1958

Obviously... free housing, clothes, phones, and money brings fake refugees.... who wouldn't fight for endless free stuff? There, fixed it for you, Deborah.

wasnt George Michael Greek?

AI data centres are now using around 4% of the total electricity used in the world.

If I had a say in how the county was run I'd immediately issue a preservation order on the whole country. Every building is part of who we are, and we are a people under threat of extinction.

I'd argue one of the best tuck pointed buildings in Richmond now.

The cafe should be a protected institution. Its culturally important to the English. I'm calling for an immediate system of checks and regulations, including: Lard only No hash browns Organic eggs Organic meat Sea salt No margarine or fake butters Preservative free bread

Built in the early part of the 20th century, golf clubs all have the same aesthetic - quaint, rustic, Tudor. The style evokes olde England, a relaxing, wholesome alternative to the opulent Graeco-Roman Victorians. It's our natural habitat.

Glastonbury is the state sanctioned alternative. If you go, or enjoy the general vibe, you're just the thing the establishment wants you to be. Glastonbury hasn't been alternative since probably about 1993.

Homeowners love to tell you what you're doing wrong halfway through a job. Imagine waking up halfway through an operation and telling the doctor you're concerned because there is a big hole in your stomach.

open.substack.com/pub/brickturpi… just opened this.

err why are they saying "Common Purpose"? bit dodgy...

Current customer wants us to work like slaves, whilst spending half the day cleaning up and was visibly disappointed when I said we don't work in 35 degrees weather, yet won't even offer us a glass of water when we are working. Aspirational millennials.

youtu.be/qtxXXTIOXyo?fe… 'In good health and safely', a song about health and safety regulations, cheap labour and skills.

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