There's not a better sound to wake up to than this one. 🔊

Fo' shizzle

Zohran = 6 letters Mamdani = 7 letters ... Hmmm.... 👀 #conspiracy #conspiracytheories #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

HUGE IMPROVEMENT!!!!

Blowing Bubba. That’s two jobs he’s stolen from Hillary Clinton.

Gen-X Retirement homes are going to be a Blast!! 😂😂

Are we sending Epstein in with another 3 spooks to haunt Trump again this Christmas, or nah? I can pitch in to get more links for his chain... 👻🌲 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #achristmascarol #scrooged #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Well, there you have it...

#seemslegit

Sun Washed Cotton was the name of my interpretive jazz group when I was in prison...

FYI: Our 15th Annual INFAMOUS White Elephant/Pajama Party is Saturday, December 20th, at 8pm at The LighthouseRestaurant & Lounge. Bring a $25-$30 wrapped gift and don't forget to don your warmest jammies...

HOLY SHIT... This fool has crossed a line. 👀 You don't come for Dolly! That lady is a NATIONAL TREASURE!!

Santa seems a bit peeved. 👀🎅

Tamales and LOTS of bacon... #Bacon4Life

Scene in the gardens tonight... 👀 #thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #wormhole #sculpture

My sphere of influence... #thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #wormhole #sculpture

Crazy to see Charlie Crockett in the audience at the Grammys when just last week we were taking shots at Poodies... #ridefast #takechances #nobaddays #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Can confirm. He's OBSESSED.

I'm proud to announce my endorsement of Rep. James Talarico to be the Democratic nominee for Senate in Texas My new article explains why I took this position: open.substack.com/pub/evilmopaca…