“So the other day a stranger came up to me and said…” No they didn’t. “People stop me all the time and say…” No they don’t. “What if I told you…” What if you didn’t? The predictable side of content culture has played itself out, folks. For the love of God.

This headline also applies to me the first day of every vacation.

See, you THINK he's just putting his hands on his hips when he's ACTUALLY just holding up his pants with that wallet getting heavier and heavier. Well earned, Coach. Now go get another. #NeverDaunted #iufb

CHICAGO Chicago Cubs BASEBALL IS ON THE AIR!!! #FlyTheW Let’s GOOOO! Marquee Sports Network

All of baseball is already back in mid-season form!

Oh man, I frigging LOVE hockey, but this one... wow. What a sport.

YES! Now do traveling.

A personal gamechanger. Don't sleep on this update. I feel like an astronaut.

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On behalf of all Chicago Cubs fans everywhere, this is the best news EVER.

Big Bill is living my email dream.

Bravo!!

Remember, this is the night when Woodrow Wilson slides down your chimney & steals an hour of your life.

Folks, this is how branding is done.

When the robots come for us, I’m not going to be first in line. Manners get you everywhere.

We all know my opinion of the man and his writing, but this one (in my opinion) is the best of the series (so far…. C’mon Mr Caro… make my decade!)

Make that THE inappropriate relationship. 🤷

15 days until Opening Day. LET’S GOOOOO

An absolute Masterclass. Lord, give me 1/3 of his eloquence, and if that’s impossible, at least deepen my voice a bit and give me that accent. What an oratorical talent.