I was 7 thank you.

Hahaha. This is like one of those Pinterest fails where someone wants to make an Oscar the grouch cake and it turns out like alien v. predator.

I have received word from an anonymous source that the NC State band is playing Sweet Caroline at halftime. What are we even doing? This may be more atrocious than that first half.

Here’s the thing. We decided to play wussy ball to end the half. Clearly burning clock when we need those 3 minutes. Then somehow, some reason, after burning the clock, we snap the ball before the 2m warning. This doesn’t make a shred of sense.

NC State football is so bad that it’s looking to also sue the ACC like the other bottom feeders Clemson and Florida State.

Can we take a moment to congratulate Dave Doeren and his former NIU Huskies for their big win?

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This is awful news. One of a kind.

PNC Arena. Lenovo Arena. Y’all call it what you want. It’s the ESA to the old bloods.

In the wake of the death of James Earl Jones, I had completely forgotten how unfunny Letterman’s Top 10 lists were.

Ngl, I’m eating that dish. But I do have questions about excessive seasoning. Hotdogs are already salty. Processed hamburger helper is loaded with salt. Does it really need the 5 other spices?

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Reminder in how we used to debate. Lincoln and Douglas debated 7 times in 1858 using the following format: - 60 minute intro by A - 90 minute rebuttal by B - 30 minute conclusion by A Enjoy your two minute clips tonight.

In a nation of children, Santa Claus will always get elected.

I was booked on United Flight 93 on 9/11, 2001, flying nonstop from Newark NJ to San Francisco CA. Around midnight the night before, a coworker called me urging me to change my flight to fly into San Jose instead. This meant I had move to a flight that boarded 20 minutes later

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Stop hating on NC schools, they’re all great. App is beautiful UNC is historic State is revolutionary Duke is iconic ECU Wake is timeless