I feel like @ziwe is the friend you want to practice a job interview with. She can hold an awkward silence, and make you doubt every answer.

nothing makes me as claustrophobic as living in a body

The new Disney World fastpass just sends you straight to the ICU

Shouldn’t governors who did nothing to prevent the spread of coronavirus be charged with murder. 👀 at you Greg Abbott

Ivanka talking to her gay friend one night while abroad during junior year of college

As a fan of basketball, I’m horrified the different treatment men and women get in the same sport WNBA and NBA. Kawaii Leonard refused to play, because 20 million wasn’t enough, and Elena Delle Donne is forced to play when she has Lyme disease. 🤯

How is so much happening when everyone should be in the MF house

That’s crazy... You watch. Smh

If you’re not registered to vote, do so today in honor of John Lewis. #goodtrouble

Let's go girls send tweet

WTFFFFFFF

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Only in America would Tik-Tok be banned before semi-automatic rifles

2,000 people died from Covid in the U.S. yesterday. Two. Thousand. And today, the president of the United States is headed for his golf course. Historians will be baffled. Baffled.

Every NBA announcer spurs suck, and *insert any team* is so talented, wow. 👎🏼

Idk if I’m correct, but as far as I’m concerned the don at the ponderosa 𓆉 invented podcast.

Tucker Carlson said Joe and Jill Biden's marriage is "as real as climate change." Because it's been around since the Carter administration, and it's only getting hotter?

Nyc has the worse mAyor. Get his ass out. We have two pandemics and he does nothing…. Charging the uninsured for Covid test?? Mayor Eric Adams