I'm in a good place and still feel this way

I went surfing for the 2nd time yesterday and I actually caught, stood up, and rode a wave!!! 🏄🏻‍♀️ Officially hooked, I'm a surfer now!! 🤙🏻

Pro strat for FFS funding just dropped

I have this epiphany multiple times a day

Feeling super slutty today 💅🏻

It is actually the worst when you hook up with someone that turns out to have amazing chemistry and then ghosts you. I end up chasing that high with others who don't have that chemistry with me and it's just pure disappointment all the way to the bank lol

I am hyper selective with who I let fuck me so I end up in long draughts sometimes where I don't get dicked at all but I'm still horny all the time

Estrogen didn't change me much other than physically re-wiring my pleasure centers to make both topping and bottoming a lot more enjoyable

Almost feels like I'm famous sometimes when I'm out and about and people look at me and then speak to their companion and do this back and forth thing where they're looking at me and each other like they're trying to figure out what show they saw me from

Michelle Pfeiffer's whip skills are unmatched. She's precise and exacting yet charmingly maniacal. An icon for sadist Domme's and latex fetishists. She's the Queen pussy. Other cats don't stand a chance 💅🏻

When someone says they only sleep with 10s they're basically saying that they're willing to lie about anything and will take those drunk nights with 2s to their grave

Actually how it feels tho

A lot of y'all could be more respectful ngl

Lol mans gotta be real special to get that throat goat head otherwise he's getting the bored sys girl head

I wish finance guys had time for meals. This is for sure a dream lol

You know a guy is a big deal to your gf when she calls him by his real name instead of his codename

Untangling my hair just to have sex and mess it all up again

I can't decide if we're all mutually ready for the big reveal yet

You caught me in a net…now what’s your plan?

Is there a Bitmoji that says Congrats on your new DL chaser bf?