its so hot im bouta start carrying a lil towel like them fat niggas

I need to eat a sandwich and a bag of chips at the beach real bad.

I’m the granny friend fr I be responding back to everything at 6am 😂😂😂😂 I be in bed by 9 knocked

it is

u stalked my whole life on the boardwalk

this movie ruined my entire life i don’t even wanna talk about it

Bills due, it's hot, I dnt get food stamps, y'all ugly, and I'm irritated

Me every time I see someone from my dad’s family 😭

Explaining your childhood trauma to your parents is really the most unsatisfying thing because they are so in denial lol

I’m so thick dis shit crazy

I just wanna get all cute and have brunch with the girlys

my brother brought his Vietnamese girlfriend over for dinner why my mom gon say I love Panda Express out of nowhere omg I hate Mexicans

Adulting is not doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you’re tired