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Imagine you at war and Josh Allen launches this at you from 70 yards out with pinpoint accuracy

Someone’s gotta stop him

After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said "Like Megatron"

Jameis Winston was rapping the lyrics to “Move B—ch” to Derek Carr at halftime when Ludacris was performing 😂😂😂 God I love Jameis so much

“He told me take a knee, I told em I only do TDs or INTs, there’s no in between!”

I think this bear went to sleep in 2023 and woke up on January 1, 2024 ! 🤣🤣

nah even the judge knew she had to free young thug once she heard this masterpiece in court

Now that Young Thug is finally free to go home.. Let’s look at the funniest/craziest moments during the trial. A Thread:

Got his ass on national television

🧵🧵🧵THREAD… #Steeelrs star receiver GEORGE PICKENS BEING A MENACE ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD 1) PICKENS YANKING THE DB TO THE GROUND BY HIS FACEMASK CRASHOUT #1

Jameis Winston can talk pregame, halftime or postgame anytime he wants.

Niggas be named Will and won’t do shit

niggas be named max but do the minimum

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

Me after watching Will Campbell highlights all morning