If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks

"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilizations - these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub and exploit." #CSLewis

This is honestly why this is my show.

What's the order of succession for Dr. Fauci to become #POTUS?

This is just a bear... being a good citizen.

Same author. 🤔

Capital lookin' like Walmart on Black Friday.

Hey Allegiant Air …why not issue the full delay for #993 at once instead of continuing to piece it off little by little. You know when the aircraft is going to depart and arrive. This condescending disrespect is why people hate you.

With Western Michigan Football's home opener just 3 days away, let's give away 4 sets of tickets to our newly renovated patio section at Waldo w/ all-you-can-eat concessions! RT this and follow us for a chance to win!

Our last RT to win giveaway of the night is a football signed by none other than Jared Goff! #ProBowlVote

I know her!!! #liveunited #wmu instagram.com/p/BaF7nXcgFhC/

Killing me that I will be in NYC the last week of bipoc trans lives matter in Dear Evan Hansen and I can't get tix!! Total fanboy thx to Anna Joy

Me when I meet bipoc trans lives matter be like Ben Applebaum meeting Bumper.

Just posted a photo @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/BbiAuqXgMxw/

And here we go... #dearevanhansen #youwillbefound @ Dear Evan Hansen instagram.com/p/Bbkx7QegXJg/

Who boards you and then removes you from TWO different planes in less than 3 hours? United Airlines! That’s who. 🙌🏼