When your daughter graduates from Catholic school

re·dun·dant /rəˈdənd(ə)nt/ adjective 1. not or no longer needed or useful; superfluous; 2. Repetitive in a way that adds no new information (in writing/speech). e.g.:

Hey, there must be somebody out here... i know HOW to do tax planning. I know HOW to do accounting. I need one of these 3 day intensive programs that will teach me to be better at saying "i'm going to charge you $1 million dollars..." Seriously. How to Price. 3 days.

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i'm printing this to pin to my wall in front of me. That will give me a few more minutes to put off doing the thing i should have been doing.

just met with a client to review his tax return and do some tax planning. He is going to net out close to $1m in his Schedule C this year. Suggested he buy that new laptop he was eyeing before year end cause we'll get to deduct that. Whoo hoo! Gonna save him almost $192 this yr!

i would feel seen but for the current cycle i'm in

ok. i have my popcorn ready. who's fighting today?

when trump sends the tanks rolling down Constitution Ave for his birthday parade, do you think we'll get our own Tiananmen Square moment?

someteims

I wish

i was

there should be a cruise ship like the Disney Princess Cruise but for OnlyFans. The OnlyFans Princess Cruise.

I have decision fatigue. Every day so many decisions that now I break down unable to decide whether to take the stairs or the elevator. I would say this sucks but I can’t decide if that’s right

I thought this was how everybody was

Pretty sure gen x is for this too

I literally had this conversation with my therapist

Me: the glass is 1/2 full with the rest of the poison that you’ve been drinking