Until you find out what their vice really is

It’s a sick world when charming people like Jennifer Lawrence have to feel like this while Ryan Reynolds is allowed to continue his insufferable schtick for decades

I love that Phineas is just like us

Rape is one of the few crimes or evil acts that can never be justified. Murder? It can be self defense. Stealing? Maybe they had to in order to survive. Rape is a horrible, vile act that should NEVER be made light of. This includes romanticizing rapists.

why would you want your library to look like a sephora

When my friend motivates me…

BREAKING – Thai citizens are demanding a ban on Israeli tourists due to their unfriendly behavior "They have made this place a second Tel Aviv"

“Who calls their father’s cousin their aunt??” Literally every brown person.

Being educated removes a certain level of jealousy that comes with illiteracy.

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

It really says something that a judge has to order federal agents to not hunt down children on Halloween

oh wow if only there was a musical improv show that could fill out this smaller schedu- (*gunshot*)

The United States is going through the largest number of layoffs since… checks notes… the last time Donald Trump was President. Every single Republican president in my lifetime has crashed the economy. Trump is the first to do it twice.

Today is National Cat Day.

The stock market hitting a record high days before 42 million families will not be able to afford food is exactly what's wrong with America's economy.

ITS NOT EVEN A WORD

the alphabet finding out that a number won “word of the year”

BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown. Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.

I’m seeing a lot of companies saying they are laying people off because of AI. Oddly I’m not seeing any of them lowering prices because of AI.

They must expect a lot of people all over the country to be really upset about something next year. I wonder what that could be?