elon musk turned on his vibrator

fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

put me on hate island

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

me tryna remember if i actually said that or i’m being manipulated bc i have bad memory

lord please take this gas out my stomach and put it in my car

things i HATE: - choosing - being told “it’s upto you” -having a choice - being made to choose - picking things - being told to choose - choosing when i don’t know - CHOOSING

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby they is FAWKING in these books.

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

y’all are getting, like, really gay about this now

saw this on tiktok and it really resonated with me