KFC needs a more realistic ad where a special person eats his chicken AND the box it came in, then cries while fillin' his pants with stool.

Kim and i got an extra night up nawth (winni area). Any suggestions for activities?

A picture of u holdin a picture of me in the pocket of my blue jeans

I have seen the others

...so Asians are flavor cravers? #mickeydeez #racialprofiling

I think its office courtesy when u see one out of two stalls occupado, u come back later. Let your coworker enjoy the john in peace

Didnt see a single ice dayoff tonight.. totes fine with me.. seen one grand finale, seen em all. besides, my dubs freedom rockets are enough

Oh man... Tom Green just broke my heart

"the high jump...approached the same way for years...then black people were allowed to compete..."

You all suck

i cant think of anything clever to say.

Tim Kirkjians voice never found its way out of puberty

Ooh deevee i love u more than him

Bet MLK'd be so proud of that Sherman guy right now. Man. So powerful. With the heat of a thousand black suns.

Kinda glad the Pats didn't make it to the Superbowl. Now I don't have to hide the fact I'm watching the puppy bowl. All the time. Every year

CB Darrelle Revis and the New England Patriots have reached agreement on a one-year, $12 million deal, league sources told ESPN.

Clowney and JJ. Woof

PAY. HIM. MORE. #Revis

Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.