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I'm always either tired or hungry. Or tired and hungry. Life is hard. My tweets goo.gl/GQ2mvi

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AI is now training on… AI. It’s a digital version of Multiplicity—and we’re already at Clone #4. New blog: How AI Is Eating Its Own Brain 💀→ minormeltdowns.com/chatgpt-ai-mod… #AIcollapse #ChatGPT #snark #tech #Multiplicity

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Is Mountain Dew predicting world disasters through its flavors? Code Red. Pitch Black. Purple Thunder. I investigated the wildest theory ever to come out of a gas station soda aisle. New blog post: minormeltdowns.com/mountain-dew-p…

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The Brady Bunch theme song promised drama. Dead mom. Divorced dad. Blended chaos. Then the show just pretended none of it ever happened. I wrote a rant about it. minormeltdowns.com/brady-bunch-ba… #BradyBunch #TVLogic #SnarkAttack

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My phone rang 40+ times today. I answered 2. I regret both. If you think “incoming call” should be classified as a hate crime, this one’s for you: 👉 minormeltdowns.com/i-hate-talking…

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What if Barney Stinson isn’t a womanizing legend… but a straitjacketed patient hallucinating the entire sitcom? 10 reasons this HIMYM theory makes way too much sense: 👉 minormeltdowns.com/barney-stinson… #HIMYM #BarneyStinson #FanTheory #SitcomConspiracy #Overthinking

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Just watched Ballerina and now I believe in fantasy—because no rookie assassin should be wiping out pros like she’s John Wick on speedrun mode. Brutally honest review here 👇 minormeltdowns.com/ballerina-john… #BallerinaMovie #JohnWick #MovieReview #TotallyUnbelievable

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Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne dying within days of each other? Someone clearly tripped the ‘Odd Couple Death Algorithm’ buried deep in the simulation settings.

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Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne dying within days of each other proves one thing: the afterlife is finally launching its buddy sitcom. It’s called The Cosby Bat Show. Wednesdays at 8, followed by reruns of Touched by a Goth Uncle.

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Mr. Rogers vs. Pee-wee Herman: Who wins in a no-holds-barred brawl? I fact-checked the sniper rumors, insulted some puppets, and handed out imaginary bruises. Read it before someone yells the secret word: 👉 minormeltdowns.com/mr-rogers-vs-p…

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Tipping culture 2025 is out of control. Self checkout kiosks. Ultrasounds. Wedding dress shops. Even kids’ birthday parties. Tip creep is real, and this rant has the absurd receipts. Read it here 👉 minormeltdowns.com/tipping-cultur…

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Folding laundry isn’t “adulting.” It’s laundry. Stop giving yourself a medal for buying eggs. Full rant: minormeltdowns.com/stop-celebrati…

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Nothing illustrates people's expectation of me better than my mother walking into my ex-wife's funeral, seeing me sitting there and preemptively pointing at me to BEHAVE.

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A Japanese train staff member bowed to an empty Shinkansen car and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since. Was it a cult? A haunted train? A respect ritual? I investigated, overthought it, and blogged the meltdown. 🚄 minormeltdowns.com/japanese-train…

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America doesn’t need stricter borders. It needs stricter manners. My latest post: socks with sandals = deportation, spaghetti kids = citizenship revoked, and shopping cart crimes = banishment. Read here 👉 minormeltdowns.com/immigration-ru…

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Cryonics: the dream of immortality. Reality: freezer-burned baseball legends, maggot buffets, & Russian brain heists. The *cryogenics scandals* are colder than the corpses. 🧊 👉 MinorMeltdowns.com/cryogenics-sca…

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The books in the Subservience movie are not random props. Isla reads Alice in Wonderland and names the AI after it. Maggie reads Tender Is the Night right before losing control. I paused and hunted down every frame. Full breakdown here: minormeltdowns.com/books-in-subse…

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We went full sci-fi and 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡. AI cheating in college got so bad that schools are ditching laptops and bringing back blue books. We built machines to write essays, and now we’re all hand-writing again. Dare to read the full madness: minormeltdowns.com/ai-cheating-in…