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Brett Martin

@brettmartinlive

Stand up Comic, host of “The Brett Martin Show”, aka Vancouver’s #1 (and only) live late night Talk Show. Likely coming to your city/town/laundromat this year.

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Oh man, sweet, there’s a celebrity is in the news again over some questionable behaviour of theirs - time to get online and desperately seek meaningless attention with my base but very strong opinion on the matter and continue ignoring all the ways I’m a complete piece of shit

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There’s grown adults out there at this very moment that believe that a thrice-taken medically approved Vaccine is more likely to cause cardiac arrest than decades of substance abuse

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“How did I know that guy in front of us in line at 7-11 was someone of high repute?” he said. “Easily” he continued. “You see, he was wearing a hat and jacket with a very expensive car manufacturer logo on it.”

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Hey City of Burnaby, Marine Way is a complete ice rink right now - too bad there wasn’t any kind of warning that the weather was going to get like this because I’m sure you would’ve taken precautions to ensure a major artery would be drivable if so, right?

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“Well, we may lose our home and livelihood, but at least that organization 1500km away cancelled a press conference announcing who’s taking part in an event 15 weeks from now. See? It all evens out in the end”

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“So what’d you get up to today?” “Raged online with strangers about a sporting event that happened halfway across the world that had nothing to do with me” “Goddamit - you’re my fucking hero”