Super Genius sees and knows all

What is the antonym of “not”?

All of this Jesus stuff really ruins Christmas

If you knew nothing about Christmas, “Santa Claus is coming to Town” would be a frightening, demented song

Oh man, sweet, there’s a celebrity is in the news again over some questionable behaviour of theirs - time to get online and desperately seek meaningless attention with my base but very strong opinion on the matter and continue ignoring all the ways I’m a complete piece of shit

As a proud black man, I’m deeply offended to learn that Buffy St Marie is a fraud cbc.ca/newsinteractiv…

There’s grown adults out there at this very moment that believe that a thrice-taken medically approved Vaccine is more likely to cause cardiac arrest than decades of substance abuse

I’ve got 99 problems and up-to-date references is one

My New Year’s resolution is to blame others for my problems and seek vengeance for them through violent acts of tribalism

“How did I know that guy in front of us in line at 7-11 was someone of high repute?” he said. “Easily” he continued. “You see, he was wearing a hat and jacket with a very expensive car manufacturer logo on it.”

Hey City of Burnaby, Marine Way is a complete ice rink right now - too bad there wasn’t any kind of warning that the weather was going to get like this because I’m sure you would’ve taken precautions to ensure a major artery would be drivable if so, right?

“Well, we may lose our home and livelihood, but at least that organization 1500km away cancelled a press conference announcing who’s taking part in an event 15 weeks from now. See? It all evens out in the end”

What’s worse?

“So what’d you get up to today?” “Raged online with strangers about a sporting event that happened halfway across the world that had nothing to do with me” “Goddamit - you’re my fucking hero”

SOLUTION: after birth abortion for anyone who believes in after birth abortion