Not funny not funny but...oh, the possibilities...

Short for Hopalong.

I like this interview with Jerry Seinfeld and am looking forward to his Pop-Tart movie. But this is just wrong. Being a dilettante is one of life's great joys. I noodle on the guitar; I'm teaching myself magic. I'm mediocre at both and that's perfectly OK! gq.com/story/jerry-se…

Fewer and fewer rooms in which 'I interviewed Alan King' is still a flex, but I found one. Here's Jerry on surfing, the Curb finale (with LD chiming in), Mets announcing, Israel, breakfast (obvs), standup (more obvs) and more. gq.com/story/jerry-se…

Massively thorough and damning investigation of a chef who manipulated people’s dedication to animal rights to soak them for millions. From Brett Anderson⁩ of course. He’s the same journalist who broke the first restaurant #MeToo story (about John Besh). nytimes.com/2024/04/22/din…

Sounds familiar.

I can’t even imagine what it’s like to think this is a problem.

The messiest Hut since Jabba.

I resent this illustration.

It should be prosecutable to publish this on the morning somebody is leaving Philadelphia.

The oxtail cheesesteak is the latest star in the continual reinvention of Philly's signature sandwich. The Philadelphia Inquirer inquirer.com/food/craig-lab…

Gary Cohen casually dropping his friendship with Paul Auster into the play-by-play.

Forgot all about Mike Francesa's early career.

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Karloff//Gwynne

Today I have received press releases about a new food hall, a bacon-themed restaurant, and a tour of Sex and the City 'hot spots,' and now I have questions about that eclipse.

Never met Larry David but it should go without saying that you don’t make a legendary improv show for 25 years—with an incredibly loyal rep company—without a deep well of sensitivity and trust.

'Freed from the blinding incandescence of my own name, I could suddenly see the extent of what I had stumbled into. It was like the scene in a thriller when the detective first gazes on the wall of a serial killer’s lair.'

Brett Martin NYT Magazine #longreads nytimes.com/2024/03/31/mag…

I fear Cloudy Eclipse will be inseparable in my kids’ minds from all the ways I have personally failed them.

New city motto,