i’ve been such a little brat recently and i gotta be honest… it’s so fucking fun

just threw up in my mouth imagining a straight man pouting

christian’s believing in god to get eternal life… like i don’t think i want to live forever. that actually sounds so exhausting. i have a good 5 years left in my tank baby i don’t need eternity thanks though

just q tipped my ear to completion

the summer i turned petty

there is something so off about her. i love it

people think they are so fucking hysterical posting a pool on their story and making a joke about “playing mermaids”

men will change their profile picture to a picture of them when they were 8 years old and then proceed to ruin your life

why do washed up celebrities feel like they need to pick up DJing?? like baby you can just fade to black, you don’t have to work this poppi event

it’s crazy that my dad is literally just a guy if you think about it

being poly is such a flex. like damn okay you got two bitches?? some of us can’t even get one. like stop bragging that you pull

matching with someone on hinge and then getting annoyed when they message me. like what the hell are you going on about now, devin??

getting mad at my friends for talking badly about themselves while actively hating myself

“god saw you scroll”. ya he also saw me measure my dick with a yardstick from my garage as an 11 year old. i think we’re past that

“god died for your sins” okay that’s sweet but like literally didn’t ask him to do that

you’re telling me unc fried this rice??

crazy that i just hit a fly out of the air and killed it on impact and im still not getting head tonight like what’s the point