returning from europe, tears in my eyes as I tap my friend on the shoulder and remind him “there’s air conditioning down there”

making cannabutter listening to Dave Matthews band

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yooooo

You’re the best

☠️☠️☠️

yall have once again let women down, but I’m sure you’re used to that

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just sold a hoodie on depop looked at the shipping label and dude lives down the street 🤯

my fiance picked out a dress so I guess I have to go through with it

depressed? have you tried buying 1-4 trinkets?

came home from Australia and my fiancée updated Fortnite for me 🥲

you don’t know torture until you drive around hungry with a rotisserie chicken in the passenger seat

venue table cloth? you mean my napkin?

big Montana shows

take me to gods country (my wife’s arms)

woke up to two hand written notes from my fiance. life is very good, also I am addicted to cottage cheese.

I’m missing oasis to marry the loml

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