I just saw a guy driving a GTO being followed by a guy on a Vespa - they’re so close and yet worlds apart

What do you think Superman’s arrival to Metropolis did to the Real Estate market? #JusticeLeague #expensivehouses #icantaffordthis

My fiancé and I had a great night at Fleming's Steakhouse Steakhouse! They even gave us a gift for our upcoming wedding!

Oh the irony!!

Just saw #BatmanvsSuperman If you plan on going, bring a change of pants. Interpret that as you feel necessary.

Just spent two hours on the phone with 3 reps to fix a messed up Verizon Fios order to find out I could have picked it up. #terribleservice

I think Jack Nicklaus needs to the Anchorman conch shell call for Tiger Woods

Thanks Philips Sonicare for my new toothbrush and Whiskey Glass! I know both will be used a lot!

7:52pm and it's still light out. What has two thumbs and likes that it's still light out? You guessed it! #dailylightsavingsistheworstbest

My nerdy-ness has passed to my fiancé: she leaves the ice cube trays out because room temp. trays allow you to achieve the perfect ice cube.

My fiancé likes to plan ahead. She just text me asking if she could have some of my steak at the wedding...which is 35 days away...

The Kardashians are on right now. I thought it was Seinfeld that was the show about nothing...

Went to the car wash to vacuum my car and, it appears, this car wash is sponsored by Miller Lite

If you are not watching Turn AMC , please start immediately.

Ever hold the WS Trophies? I have! Meet Matt Barnes and see the WS Trophies at T-Mobile Fenway! #Tmounderthecitgo

Lunch Menu: ramen, 8 slices of bologna, cheetos, old Soda....my doctor is not going to be happy #healthyliving #marriedguybody

Congrats to our New England Patriots on getting the Lombardi Trophy Sunday and, after the weather today, pneumonia

Phrasing is important: I told folks at work I was going to destroy my bathroom when I get home...without clarifying destroy means remodel

Just watched COLOSSAL, really good! Powerful creative imagery about effects of alcoholism and abusive behavior. Well done EVIL VIGAS

Hey Hallmark Channel, can you make a more realistic Christmas experience movie and call it “Crank up the Eggnog”?