Children on the Corn and Witchboard. I still carry wounds from both of them.

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Rest in the peace you always brought to others, Jimmy. You made the world a softer place.

Facts

Legend

Um, who caused the issue here?

Bad foul call.

Wait never mind that was a foul

#Bears punting probably cost them 2-3 wins last year. It was that bad. Taylor likely won 3-4 games for Iowa by dominating field position. This is a GREAT pick in a weak draft. Immediately turned a massive negative into a huge positive with a plug and play starter. Punters matter!

Olympics announcer before Simone Biles’ floor exercise: “this is the kinda thing you’ll talk to your kids about.” My dad, after Simone Biles’ floor exercise: “I guess I gotta talk to you about that floor exercise.” Holding that in for 2 minutes won him the dad joke gold.

Marta noooooooooo! Not like that. Give her a pass! (You can’t give her a pass for kicking someone in the head 😔) I hope Brazil stays in the tourney

Wild that we have to keep winning the long jump, basketball, and, like, the 400m hurdles to cover another ping pong medal that allegedly gives China Olympics dominion. Also, when did I become this person?

I’m mostly here now: @brendanreichs.bsky.social

Wow looks like SNL really liked my book omg what an honor! #Nemesis

I’m finally famous. Artjoms Milovs FC RFS instagram.com/reel/DFd-pdagV…

Crystal Palace opting to play 11 fullbacks and some prayer beads it looks Iike so far #FACup

Man United fans are delusional about the power of their history. The only thing that is preventing ManU from being a feeder club to Newcastle are the PSR rules the big 6 desperately need to not get out spent by teams with more money. It has absolutely nothing to do with history.

Big 6 protectionist PSR rules allow a team like Man U—mismanaged, mediocre, and heavily in debt—to somehow offer higher wages than Newcastle, who have been consistent winners lately & have a literal gazillion dollars in capital artificially prohibited from being invested. L.O.L.

The next steps for Newcastle seem simple to me. Sign Wissa for 40-50M. Inform Isak that he’s simply not going to be sold this window. Sign a central defender for 40M. Start the season. Isak will 100% fall in line at that point. He’ll want to play football and get paid.

A note to Newcastle: do not sell Isak. Whatever posturing is happening rn, he’s simply not giving up a full years’ wages and a UCL season to sit out a season. That is never happening. He has no real leverage. Call the bluff, buy a young backup & hug him when he returns. Breathe.