could’ve ended that sentence at “sing”.

3/4 not bad! The Interrupters

hey After School Radio i think this would be a fun panel read on the next episode. just an idea.

today i learned ian mackaye is 60. i mean i knew it would happen eventually, but jeez.

the 1900’s?!

someone please fix Instagram before i lose my goddamn mind.

know what’s a great place for a TV controller? in the armrest of a chair on the plane. absolutely no way you’d ever mistakenly change the channel, blow out your ear drums or change the brightness on the screen. no way. never. i’m looking at you @jetblue

i stand with Gus Brandt

that’s a Jonah Bayer level pun right there. dang!

i’m in. i bet it’s total trash, but i’m in.

all watermelon sour patch kids > regular sour patch kids. i’ll die on this hill.

rad to see the JV bass make an appearance in the new blink-182 video. 👀

TIL that if you ask siri to play “happy holidays, you bastard” by blink-182 she’ll censor bastard with an audible “bleep” while repeating back to you that she is about to play the song. enjoy.

can someone with rad editing skills please mash up The Killers mr. briteside synced with video of Jerry Seinfeld stand up footage?

the mark, josh and susan show. this is a very niche tweet.

having dinner at the same restaurant as Tony Hawk and i really hope he doesn’t come into the bathroom rn.

excuse me sir, i mustache you a question.

THE INJUSTICE! Get this poor dog a puppicino!

baba-booey

happy 26th birthday to my 1st or sometimes 2nd favorite blink-182 record. (depends on my mood)