We’ve officially jumped the shark, Bud. Duke lost to UConn. They lost to Tulane. They lost to Illinois by 26. Duke is not a good football team. They probably would’ve gotten routed as well.

Josh Johnson, Max Brosmer and Chris Okladukon on Thursday. Merry Christmas.

As others have noted, during a disaster with a consequent power outage, Waymos would be blocking evacuation routes. Hard to believe no one asked these questions, until you realize that good governance is suspended when billionaires knock on the door.

Can the Steelers afford to leave Metcalf out there? Epic meltdown from him on this drive.

Michael Wilson and Kenneth Gainwell both with catches of the year in the afternoon window.

Official CBS statement: “We determined it needed additional reporting.” Very well-placed source: “It did not need additional reporting. It went through every layer of fact-checking and was reviewed by all the lawyers.”

The Free Press!

Here is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her ‘60 Minutes’ colleagues in full:

Since 2020, this is the Ravens 10th home loss when leading by over one possession (9+ pts)… No other team has more than 6 such losses in that span.

They gotta walk out

Don't you dare.

Does Kansas City really need year-round event space? Arrowhead may be aging, but this feels so shortsighted.

Can’t imagine why!

So Bari said they didn’t get any comments from anyone. In the piece they actually do get a quote from DHS! Granted, it just referred them to El Salvador, who declined comment, but Bari essentially lied.

We’ve always had access to F1. Hell, I remember some of the Monaco promos they used to do on NBC Sports before Premier League games. DTS unlocked fans that weren’t just racing fans.

The good news is Philip Rivers looks good. The bad news is his OL has an injury, his defense gave up a touchdown, and special teams fumbled a return. So, he's right at home.

I wouldn’t sleep all week

Good morning. Catching you up on the overnight news. The Niners beat the Colts and Jeffrey Epstein wrote Larry Nassar a letter postmarked after his suicide saying “our president shared our love of young nubile girls.” The Bills, Chargers and Jags all clinched.