I knew I was gonna sleep like garbage

mirror mirror on the bed

the only picture that matters today #ForTheFaithful

WHAT A FUCKING SPEAR

This is why Israel murders journalists.

i met 5 loml on here

too drunk for it by it I mean...

i don’t really "discover new songs." i just let beautiful women introduce me to music and suffer the emotional damage of keeping it in the rotation long after i’ve fumbled them

We clinched AND the San Diego Padres are in first place. Not a bad night for San Diego.

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it

really wanted the "I ❤️ Boobies!" one 🥀

idk marrying a retired hoe sounds fun

today is just not it pals

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

“Do men flirt with people they don’t like…? ☹️” Honey they MARRY people they don’t like

I hate dating in San Diego. I’m not Christian and I don’t want to play volleyball

love when a girl is a gooner

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.