The Dilbert Project, Part One:

How my boyfriend got pulled over by the police for giving a beggar at 7-11 change: A Thread.

LRT is a little glib, but if you lurk an "incel" forum long enough, you'll notice that these guys whose identity revolves around "can't get laid" do, from time to time, reject a woman's advances, in real life or in theory.

Brain worms x.com/proudresister/…

So I see twitter's in favor of prison rape jokes again

It's indisputable that The Offspring is the least punk band in America.

Lol imagine running this the same day the House chaplin is removed from his government position bc his politics don't satisfy the House leader. x.com/nytopinion/sta…

Not to fucken brag but my 2yo slept in til 6:15 this morning

A lot of Sarah Sanders on the TL this morning so I'm just going to close this app before I'm forced to find out why.

this isn't a weapon authentically for sale. it's an excuse for cops to shoot people. x.com/timothywjohnso…

cant fucking tell if my tl is a dumpster fire of shs takes bc people are still arguing about it today or bc twitter's algorithm is forcing me to wade through it now for having skipped it yesterday

Honestly kind of glad Jim Morrison died before we learned what an alt right dipshit he'd be in 2018

Ties are good if they save us from any more James Comey. x.com/ap_politics/st…

The #danieltiger episode where they rescue Colonel Kurtz is off to a weird start.