Demi Moore’s coat in The Substance is the best performance by a coat in a motion picture since JLo’s coat in Hustlers

Let them walk The Witches’ Road

Remembering the Radio Disney version of Mambo No. 5 that just lists off all the Disney characters like Mickey and Minnie and the like, who Lou Bega was also presumably having sex with

seated for the collab of the century

Not choosing girl, so confusing for pop duo performance is an actual crime.

Heaven forbid I don’t have a chance to watch Agatha the day it comes out, I’m dodging shit on my feed all day!

“WHO WANTS HOT CHOCOLATE???” that one girl from the polar express:

How did English Teacher only get 8 thirty minute episodes??? Is that what we’re doing nowadays? Cause it really deserved at least a full 12 or 13 like a normal show

her time is now

Love my people. ♥️

Me: (breathlessly lurching out of a time machine landed in 2007) we have to stop the host of fear factor from helping the host of the apprentice seize power in 2016! Literally anyone in 2007: you're kinda fat to be talking to me???

Chappell Christmas parody confirmed. But when you get the full context in the show it’s quite unserious 😭 we love our girl ❤️🎄

hm interesting…

jane krakowski you will ALWAYS be famous