lexi is my least favorite kinda girl. gotta go. #SummerHouse

choosing to live in the #SummerHouse while pregnant is weird. jesse's reaction to the news was also weird. both of these things can be true simultaneously.

oh god not the morally corrupt faye resnick #RHOBH

watching old #summerhouse on this rainy weekend and jordan was closeted right?

One of the Alzheimer’s residents that I used to work with dressed, just like this

my toxic trait is that i'm still attracted to west #summerhouse

the denise richards show makes me sad. i want to adopt lola

is this margaret josephs #RHONJ

garcelle is right. kyle doesn't share SHIT #RHOBH

dude teddi looks amazing? #bravocon

i don't even watch bravo anymore really but i will watch #bravocon forever and ever. it was a former bravoholic's idea, ya know. believe it was actually hot and bravoed

meredith marks DJing is ridiculous. she's always been the most pill-fucked woman i've ever seen

i like lisa barlow bc she gets over things

and i may have to watch the shahs resurrection that'll be fun

i freaking love chanel ayan. so much. she could be andy's replacement tbh