Steve Bro has collectively put all the girlies back on lana

Ain’t a hard time been invented that I cannot handle

Lana Del Rey pauses to ask Brazil audience if they have seen her vape after she lost it on stage.

I’ve figured out the solution to keep myself out of bars on the weekend. I have to get myself banned from all of them one at a time in a single weekend

Woman/women be whoopin yalls ass

If I had to live with a baby, 93% chance I would shake it within the first week

I’m glad a camera crew don’t follow me through a grocery store. I be MOVIN

Am I psychotic for predicting how I’ll die (assuming I’ll make it to old age)

Unsend a message? How embarrassing. Could never be me. As a MAN, I would just simply kill myself.

If I ever fall down a flight of stairs someone’s gonna have to put me down like an injured work horse

Just to be clear, if anyone comes to you and says that Steve Braud talked shit about you, or tells you he said this or that about you, it is 100% true

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

Around what age did y’all stop drinkin and driving? Afraid my prime is coming to an end

She want me to take the Trojan off and sign it but I’m not Bronny James

This is definitely gonna get me put on a list, but I hope yall know it’s fuck Israel the long way

Ukraine as well btw

tyler the creator’s louis vuitton collection has a waffle speedy with a syrup bag charm, OBSESSED

Can I get a lil🫸🏼 🫷🏼box please

#bumminCigssummer2024

Yeah fairlife abuses their cows, but have we thought about how that goes into them having the best milk?