The key to success is wearing red trousers

When did it become the sexy thing to have shaved arm pits? #armpithair #armpitslover

Can BP stop going on about how much money they have?

When an interview turns into a therapy session #somewhereinqueens #rayromano #interview #skit #funniesttweets

Sorry Snoop Dogg not digging the new single #pleasetakeastepback #PleaseSitOnMyFace

How do you get people to eat more dried grapes? By raisin awareness #dadjokes

Look everyone, here comes the twat in the hat #KingCharles #Coronation2023

Lionel must have blown his beans when they told him he can perform more than one song #CoronationConcert #LionelRichie

Rishi Sunak and his wife dancing and dodging taxes all night long #CoronationConcert

William "I won't go on all night long" ... Kate looks unconvinced #CoronationConcert

Surprisingly, no one at the concert wanted to watch Shakespeare #Coronation

Sum 41 have announced they are breaking up. This announcement has reminded the world that Sum 41 exist #sum41

The answer is simple, bring back Jedward #Eurovision2023 #Ireland

Spain is just a bunch of noise #Eurovision2023

Finland is what the Eurovision is all about #Eurovision

Does Johnson have an American accent? #peepshow

Alison Hammond should take over This Morning, who's with me? #phillipschofield #ThisMorning

How long does Nandos have to be open before they stop saying "have you been to Nandos before?" #nandos