Do you have any games on your phone?

“And here’s our feel-good story: this 97 year old still works at the same soda fountain that racially integrated 16 years ago”

This Mexican style lasagne is paying dividends on reheat

I’ve been locked in this sears bathroom for fifteen years

Good morning y’all Worker butts drive me nuts™️

Got bless this kid’s home room teacher when school starts next week

Damn I was just about to go pick one up

John Bolton, welcome to the resistance

It would be sorta funny if they pardoned one of the menendez brothers and not the other

Making a mental note to walk past this house again in two years that just made a pure right angle, 90 degree retaining wall on their yard

A favorite early covid anecdote was Jared Leto being one of the last people to find out about it because he was on a spiritual retreat in New Mexico

The movie also accurately predicted that a pandemic would not ultimately lead to a shift towards remote work

“Play classical gas!”

When he realizes the bit

Cracker Barrel? Barely know her