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Having the knowledge/comfort that Arsenal aren’t going to win the league makes it easy for me to enjoy their football freely

This is the history of the Arsenal.

I’ve enjoyed Arsenal’s season a lot because deep down I knew this is how it would end. I’m a premier league football historian.

GOOD EBENING

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

I ain’t no superstar, the spotlight ain’t shining on me

Ancient of Days, to you we lift our hands

😂😂😂😂😂

Ndi Mwari atipa mumwe mukana

Also more men need to wear sandals

You’ll be very busy, focusing on some important work, and then a random spring/summer intern will have the sudden urge to “can I pick your brains?”

Yes I’m a snob

When a woman calls you a real man trust me. You are finished

We need to get this account out of here

In life I try my very best to not inconvenience other people and it’s quite deflating to realise this just isn’t the case for so many others

I want you to know how peaceful and easy life is when you don’t owe people money and you aren’t hiding/running from anyone

100%… My worry is like 20+ years from now instead, not what will happen tomorrow or next month or even a year’s time… it’s not urgent but it’s still on my mind so that’s really where my financial focus is

Speaking for myself here, but stress from a demanding job is nothing compared to the anxiety and stress which comes from not being able to pay your rent. Pick your poison