Your Aunt on Facebook right now:

Oops, mistook my importance in someone’s life again. Hate when that happens

nah you really had to be here!

My band hired Apex Ricki for our upcoming run and I’m really so hyped to see the photos she takes 🥲

new plan tho

All of the US right now

Arguing about golf. We’re cooked.

Going toe to toe with the big sad today

Back at my job one day and remembered exactly why I fucking hate it

Hackers stole every American’s social security number??? All yours buddy. Enjoy my debt and lack of property or assets

It’s absurd that Spectrum can’t offer better service than 30mbps upload speeds on a 1gbps plan.

And there it is. Trump snaps. "THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THEY'RE EATING THE PETS!"

The crazy thing is there are people who are over here saying “This dude Trump is cooking right now.”

What I would give to never hear the term “elder emo” again.

I love election years for one reason and one reason only. I just filled my tank for $35

Good fucking GOD the US needs more than a 5-10 minute exam to prove you can drive

Moving away is getting easier by the day

This app is a cesspool ✌🏻