Maybe it’s because I’m uncertain of what the #Sounders rebrand is going to look like, or maybe it’s just good vibes from a sunny day, but I’m feeling the green on green for the first time ever today.

One thing SKC and I have in common is that we run marathons at the same pace.

It just feels like every single #USvMEX match is trying to out-shithouse the last one.

Honestly the best part about Mckennie kissing the badge of the torn shirt is that he looked for it in the wrong spot first. #USAvMEX

As horrific as it is to do homophobic chants during a soccer match (or ever), it sure is an efficient way to get a match ended when your trash team is getting absolutely smoked! #USAvMEX

⚪️🔴 RT & follow pour tenter de gagner un maillot à pois dédicacé par Neilson Powless avec Santini Cycling ⚪️🔴 RT & follow for the chance to win a Neilson Powless polka dot jersey with Santini Cycling #TDF2023

Zombie Sepp Kuss crossing the finish line.

Hi, my name is Mark Orca.

Dang. Was really hoping for the "Seattle Soundies"

I also would have taken any of these. Great work, Soundies.

Hey Seattle Sounders FC, I don’t care if you play Defiance players under the Sounders badge, but pay whatever fine MLS gives you and enter anyway.

As it becomes more likely that the @soundersfc home kit this season is going to be some sort of throwback, I hope they keep everything period-appropriate and stick with the shorts length. Also, everyone should have to grow their hair out to Gangs of New York/porno status.

Interacting with the LiveSounders account is essentially what opened the door for me to work at Seattle Sounders FC way back when. Therefore, the only fitting way to send the account off has to be with the internet lingo from 2013. Goodnight my sweet prince.

Never a Red.

Happy 5.09 to all those who celebrate, especially @DrySiders.

WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.

GOMS