listening to the same song on repeat for a week

sometimes I think a little bit too hard about the fact that if I raised enough hell to manage to get a visit *I* plan and could take my kid to a con we’d absolutely CRUSH a Rio and Nicky cosplay. And like. He’d love to do it. Trust me guys we’d devour he even grew his hair out 😭

strapatha hardness. is that anything

ACAB (Aubrey's Cops Are Bottoms)

I <3 taking blurry paparazzi photos of Lenore when she’s first out and about after molting as if she’s some celebrity who hasn’t been seen since they got a BBL and I’m the lucky photographer who noticed them on a coffee run or something

every time I get drunk and watch parks and rec I start trying to passionately speak about how fucking gay Leslie and Ann are except I can’t even get far enough to say that because my brain genuinely autocorrects Leslie to Lesbian on the way out 100% of the time like it’s her name

Misread a headline about the honey don’t standing ovation as it having received a 6.5 min standing ovulation from the crowd and was like oh I’m sure

first Kathryn now Margaret I am beginning to think the tongue thing is contagious and anyone who has her tongue in their mouth then develops this habit

I’m gonna be real with y’all I’m delusionally holding out hope that Disney is pulling an ofmd and waiting MONTHS solely to announce s2 on the first day of pride. If we don’t get anything this week though I’m giving up I fear

They burned down his house, killed him and his husband’s dog, showed them the dead dogs skulls, called them homophobic slurs, and then shot them. That’s not a fucking argument and NYPost should feel fucking ashamed to have posted this.

DIY>AI

thinking about how insanely Agathacoded it was that I to the hospital and had a crush on every woman on my floor and then when asked when “the separation with [my] mother started”, had to say “birth. On her end, not mine, as I was a baby at the time”. can someone get her into DBT

god what a classic

thank you autocorrect this was the best possible suggestion

Btw. Thank you to Amy’s podcast for confirming what I already knew