The one time I decide to copy this mf’s hair and he goes and makes a change THE SAME DAY I CHANGE MINE AWSTEN KNIGHT WHEN I CATCH YOU

Posted the new hair on facebook with the caption BLAHN and someone asked what it means. How do I tell them it’s the fucked up way my favorite band wrote the song “blonde” on a warped tour setlist in 2018 without sounding insane

Awsten put pink in his hair the same day I finally made mine blonde so I wore a silly pink hat today to make up for it

OKAYYY PEOPLES HII DEF PACKAGES ARE ARRIVING!! SO PLEASE IF ANYONE GETS THIS SHIRT & IS WILLING TO TRADE WITH ME PLEASE REACH OUT!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 NEED THAT COOKIE SO EFFING BAD PLS

HE’S WET BECAUSE WATERPARKS. GET IT - WATER - PARKS.

He literally warned us about this yesterday. Can see the mic on the glass and everything

Still haven’t fully processed that I’ll be listening to new waterparks music in 3 hours

nicole BECAUSE WATERPARKS MUSIC AND -ISMS CAN ALTER YOUR LIFE OR AT LEAST STICK IN YOUR BRAIN FOR THE NEXT DECADE, SO YOUR BRAIN IS PROBABLY JUST ANTICIPATING DOWNLOADING NEW VERNACULAR!!!! IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE BUT FOR NEW VOCAL TICS

ONE MINUTE SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

But I’d never tell y’all that shit no wait #IFLYRICSWERECONFIDENTIAL

Oh we’re fading out ok good. Track 4 #IFLYRICSWERECONFIDENTIAL

“One label said that things will go great if you don’t talk back and don’t put on weight” had my jaw on the FLOOR I’M SO GLAD I HAVE TATTOOS OF THIS BAND THAT ISN’T AFRAID TO SAY THE QUIET PART LOUD

DID HE ACTUALLY JUST CONFIRM THAT THE ALBUM IS CALLED JET LAG?!?!

Things I’d buy if I was a millionaire: A house A boat The redacted lyrics from both teenage jealousy and #IFLYRICSWERECONFIDENTIAL

Numb is track 4 on greatest hits Imagine #IFLYRICSWERECONFIDENTIAL going into numb for a live show setlist

This legitimately reminded me to put it in my playlist so here’s your reminder to add it to your playlists too!

Awsten knight takes mirror selfie with pink phone case

Wait a fucking minute it all makes sense now

Take all of awsten knight’s suffering, quadruple it and give it to t****

Haven’t seen this talked about enough: Forget where, but ik awsten has said he hates fading out songs. Parx only has 1 song in their entire discography with a fade out. In a track all about calling out shitty things this is just the final cherry on top 😘🤌