assembly time...

New lamp

I pushed some more old proofs by construction to github, github.com/brainsmoke/pub… Happy New Year!

5 second rule: always leave it on the floor for at least 5 seconds so that everybody's on the same page.

Mobile UX has been allowed to get this horrendous because mobile phones are too expensive to act out your rage on.

I felt useless today, so I designed an overlay sticker for my (and other Europeans') radiator knobs. Wearing something warm instead.

New tester jig PCBs arrived \o/

Every time someone mentions "Late-stage Capitalism", I think of Francis Fukuyama.

Brian Johannesmeyer is presenting our "Dedup Est Machina returns" paper EuroSec Workshop. We show mitigating dedup side channels in practice is hard. Check out our paper+code: vusec.net/projects/dedup…. Joint work by Andreas Costi Brian Johannesmeyer Erik Bosman @[email protected] Cristiano Giuffrida Herbert Bos

The problem with using the Swiss-cheese model for computer security is that adversaries look less like an orthogonal beam of light, and more like a mouse.

The recording of my offensivecon presentation with @Enrico barberis is out youtu.be/oVbpy1KbiBc

So if > 5% of accounts are bots, Musk doesn't buy Twitter? Sounds like a challenge ;-)

Cue the "Biden shares picture from when he was young" jokes #jwst :-P

Hot-take: Elon buying twitter was all about stress-testing his new dumpster-fire rocket engines, and apparently investor money has a very high specific impulse.

Cloud computing is about everybody making the same (and individually quite safe) bet against total systems collapse. Thank goodness large parts of it aren't owned by a crazy space billionaire.

I think at this point Hunter Biden should lean into it and start selling laptops.

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So far I'm not enjoying this adaptation of Brewster's Millions.