its my special day (im 25) give me $25

ngl we're a bit late on this but im sure those submarine guys would still appreciate it if we wont down there and saved them. theyre probably pretty smelly and hungry at this point

when you participate in a discord server bit and everyone gets kinda quiet and changes the subject

once my second top canine falls out of my fucking skull the only thing stopping me from getting sharp canine implants is Money

fluttershy and i are best friends she said so

you wouldnt expect someone who attempted to take someones life and film it on a GoPro to visibly exude such a peaceful tranquility

i pray that one day ill wake up and look down to discover that i've developed the most beautiful hangers overnight

i've already spent $20 today and it isnt even 11am. i'm a failure of a human being

[me two days before i abandon my energy drink thread again] the energy drink thread is back

how do you kill the part of the brain that wishes to suffer indefinitely

they cutted me open to count the rings and apparently im not 25 i turned 12 today? wuh oh